Sheltering Suburban Mom

"motorcycles are too dangerous for the road" drives two-ton SUV with cell phone in one hand and starbucks in the other

shut up and tell me now, dammit!

shut up and tell me now, dammit!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"thank god it's friday" doesn't work

always go through drive through never through go woo-woo.

always go through drive through never through go woo-woo.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

High School Slut Forbids Dating

High School Slut Forbids Dating  Sheltering Suburban Mom

when walking in public areas please control your orgasms

when walking in public areas please control your orgasms  Sheltering Suburban Mom

teaches her kids homophobia calls the teacher a nazi when her child receives a bad grade

teaches her kids homophobia calls the teacher a nazi when her child receives a bad grade  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says video games are to expensive 200$ for haircut

Says video games are to expensive 200$ for haircut  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells her you believe in Evolution "I thought you were Smarter than that!"

Tells her you believe in Evolution

wants to instill christian family values reads 50 shades of gray

wants to instill christian family values reads 50 shades of gray  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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