Sheltering Suburban Mom

There's no Global Warming They just give that money to Al Gore.

There's no Global Warming They just give that money to Al Gore.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't have unhealthy snacks in house all kids are still fat

doesn't have unhealthy snacks in house all kids are still fat  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds your stash, grinder, and bong lets you keep bong

finds your stash, grinder, and bong lets you keep bong  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm not buying you toys, use your own money." "I shouldn't have to pay you allowance. You should do chores for the sake of helping the family."

You're going to sleep in the guest room And our guests will take your room

You're going to sleep in the guest room And our guests will take your room  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds out about NSA spying on everything Im glad someone is looking out for me

Finds out about NSA spying on everything Im glad someone is looking out for me  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"your only an atheist because you haven't read the bible" has never read the bible

Tells son not to have underage sex Is having an affair with the poolboy

Tells son not to have underage sex Is having an affair with the poolboy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Likes her beer and gardener the same: Mexican

Likes her beer and gardener the same: Mexican  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i'm not a racist but they deserved it

i'm not a racist   but they deserved it  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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