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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Quotes old Testament against Homosexuals Leaves the house on her period

Quotes old Testament against Homosexuals Leaves the house on her period Sheltering Suburban Mom
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thinks she's culturally diverse because she goes to zumba class

thinks she's culturally diverse because she goes to zumba class Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Gives bedtime Until kids are off to college

Gives bedtime Until kids are off to college Sheltering Suburban Mom
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tries to push fundie agenda on everyone spun a huge web of lies over the last 18 years, forcing immediate family to lie to friends, family and even coworkers

tries to push fundie agenda on everyone spun a huge web of lies over the last 18 years, forcing immediate family to lie to friends, family and even coworkers Sheltering Suburban Mom
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buys $1800 LED TV watches standard defintion

buys $1800 LED TV watches standard defintion Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"Don't embarrass me in the mall" spanks your bare bum in the food court takes hairbrush out of purse when you object
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"It's ok if you don't believe in God" "As long as you don't worship Satan"

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You don't go to Church anymore? I can't wait to see you tortured in hell.

You don't go to Church anymore? I can't wait to see you tortured in hell. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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oh, you like this music? not while i'm in the car

oh, you like this music? not while i'm in the car Sheltering Suburban Mom
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tells you not to have sex before marriage has sex with everyone on xbox live

tells you not to have sex before marriage has sex with everyone on xbox live Sheltering Suburban Mom
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