Sheltering Suburban Mom

says daughter shouldn't wear make-up because beauty is natural. gets botox

says daughter shouldn't wear make-up because beauty is natural. gets botox  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You should go exercise, it's good for your health!" Gets winded walking upstairs

Finds out you had sex Wonders where you learned how to do so

Finds out you had sex Wonders where you learned how to do so  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your an atheist? You need to see a pastor

Your an atheist? You need to see a pastor  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You don't believe in God? Well then how do you explain the leaves changing in the Fall?

You don't believe in God? Well then how do you explain the leaves changing in the Fall?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dinosaurs are propaganda created by the government

Dinosaurs are propaganda created by the government  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fought Obamacare because it's "socialist" Buys products from walmart that are made in china

Fought Obamacare because it's

Rails against big government and the NSA Gives cell phone number on Facebook wall

Rails against big government and the NSA Gives cell phone number on Facebook wall  Sheltering Suburban Mom

scolds son for calling someone a "fucking jew" the 'f' word is bad

scolds son for calling someone a

brainwashes you to be compliant wonders why you never stand up for yourself

brainwashes you to be compliant wonders why you never stand up for yourself  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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