Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Oh, you're talking to your friends online?" Looks like it's time to vacuum the entire house

Complains about hormonal you were in your teens going through menopause

Complains about hormonal you were in your teens going through menopause   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I don't believe in God" Alright

loving Husband who went to church every week with wife recently died "I don't think i every really loved him because he never really believed in jesus"

loving Husband who went to church every week with wife recently died

*dog farts he's sick he needs to be put down

*dog farts he's sick he needs to be put down  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you have no ambition" is a stay at home mom

Just heard about the south florida edm fair ...hope my daughter doesn't fuck another tree

Just heard about the south florida edm fair ...hope my daughter doesn't fuck another tree  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Ofcourse you can hang out with your friends" "Just don't leave the house"

hears about aurora shootings blames violent video games

hears about aurora shootings blames violent video games  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"What do you do for a living?" Bitch, I'm Towelliee

Like us for More!