Sheltering Suburban Mom

Praises herself for being tolerant of atheist son Makes him go to church on Christmas

Praises herself for being tolerant of atheist son Makes him go to church on Christmas  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to say no to drugs Used to give Blowjobs for free weed

Tells you to say no to drugs Used to give Blowjobs for free weed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Make a harlot shake video with you? I'm not doing some slut dance on Youtube

Make a harlot shake video with you? I'm not doing some slut dance on Youtube  Sheltering Suburban Mom

When she cooks: "I cooked the meal so you do the cleaning" When you cook: "You made the mess so you do the cleaning"

When she cooks:

If we came from monkeys Then why are they still here?

If we came from monkeys  Then why are they still here?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

yells at you for talking back and calls you condescending Does anyone else see the irony?

yells at you for talking back and calls you condescending Does anyone else see the irony?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Butts in on a conversation she knows very little about , disagrees with everything your say and offers her opinion as a set fact. You walk away from conversation as she continues talking.

Butts in on a conversation she knows very little about , disagrees with everything your say and offers her opinion as a set fact. You walk away from conversation as she continues talking.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I just don't understand why you aren't catholic anymore." slept with multiple men in the past year

will make your life miserable if you don't show up to a family function "you don't have to go if you don't want to"

will make your life miserable if you don't show up to a family function

Finds out I had sex with her daughter When's the wedding?

Finds out I had sex with her daughter When's the wedding?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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