Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son gets caught drinking underage Has her preacher discuss the evils of alcohol.

Son gets caught drinking underage Has her preacher discuss the evils of alcohol.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

tells you to wait for marriage to have sex really got around in high school and college

tells you to wait for marriage to have sex really got around in high school and college  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Buys 600 dollar cell phone never answers calls

Buys 600 dollar cell phone never answers calls  Sheltering Suburban Mom

sings "Jesus take the wheel" uses seatbelt

sings

god bless our armed forces protecting our freedom but i'm sending my son to canada if there's a draft

god bless our armed forces protecting our freedom but i'm sending my son to canada if there's a draft  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"No mum i dont want my room cleaning, thanks" Cleans room and finds bong

"addictions are bad! don't do drugs!" drinks 500 pots of coffee a day

serves bacon, eggs, and pancakes for dinner instead of breakfast sticking it to "the man"

serves bacon, eggs, and pancakes for dinner instead of breakfast sticking it to

Sees Successful Black Man "Must be a drug dealer..."

Sees Successful Black Man

The Higgs Boson isn't real. You can't even see it.

The Higgs Boson isn't real. You can't even see it.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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