Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives son shit about supporting a local business While holing a WalMart bag

Gives son shit about supporting a local business While holing a WalMart bag  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Will only let son go to a "nice, catholic school" school has a 3/1 girl to guy ratio

Will only let son go to a

Complains about prices at the department store Drives a Cadillac

Complains about prices at the department store Drives a Cadillac   Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm not racist, it's just that black and mexican people are bad people"

I'm not sure I believe in this whole 'X/Y chromosome' thing

I'm not sure I believe in this whole 'X/Y chromosome' thing  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fix her computer Blames all future problems on you

Fix her computer Blames all future problems on you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds weed in your room smokes it with your dad

Finds weed in your room smokes it with your dad   Sheltering Suburban Mom

assigns you to musical school 7 hours of piano every day

assigns you to musical school 7 hours of piano every day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Blood and gore? Meh Tits? Shocked and appalled

Blood and gore? Meh Tits? Shocked and appalled  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells her kids that stealing is bad Steals from her kids wallets when she doesn't have money

Tells her kids that stealing is bad Steals from her kids wallets when she doesn't have money  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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