Sheltering Suburban Mom

Forces you to go to church makes you sit by yourself

Forces you to go to church makes you sit by yourself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets told her son is an atheist Ignores it and tells everyone he's a good Christian boy

Gets told her son is an atheist Ignores it and tells everyone he's a good Christian boy                             Sheltering Suburban Mom

"We have freedom of religion, Not freedom from religion"

Marijuana is illegal because Marijuana is illegal

Marijuana is illegal because Marijuana is illegal  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about people driving too fast on her street Speeds there herself

Complains about people driving too fast on her street Speeds there herself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

son comes home smelling like pussy have you been smoking pot?

son comes home smelling like pussy have you been smoking pot?   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lives across the street from the palace calls cops when a teenage girl walks outside of it

Lives across the street from the palace calls cops when a teenage girl walks outside of it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I follow the word of god, my savior and those who do not are evil Except for when my slut daughter gets knocked up then abortion is okay

I follow the word of god, my savior and those who do not are evil Except for when my slut daughter gets knocked up then abortion is okay  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The internet has been slow lately They'll have to make a new internet

The internet has been slow lately They'll have to make a new internet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

preaches to her children about the importance of monogamy cheats on her husband with the pool boy, the gardener, the pizza guy, some guy half her age that she picked up at a bar...

preaches to her children about the importance of monogamy cheats on her husband with the pool boy, the gardener, the pizza guy, some guy half her age that she picked up at a bar...  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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