Sheltering Suburban Mom

buys expensive cookbooks chicken nuggets for dinner

buys expensive cookbooks 
 chicken nuggets for dinner   Sheltering Suburban Mom

You should believe in god just in case

You should believe in god just in case  Sheltering Suburban Mom

smokes a joint "i guess playing ps3 all day isn't so bad"

smokes a joint

son wrecks his bike trying a ramp to ramp jump. That's it that's it, everybody go home.

son wrecks his bike trying a ramp to ramp jump. That's it that's it, everybody go home.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

puts you through college... by sucking your professors cock!! Caption 3 goes here

puts you through college... by sucking your professors cock!! Caption 3 goes here  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"So you belive in nothing!?" No, I view my place in this universe as a drop of water would view itself in regards to the ocean. We are not in the universe; we are of the universe. Creation as you call it could no more deprive me of my essence than the o

son is a Brony? oh you mean pedophile

son is a Brony? oh you mean pedophile  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Stopped using soap because it made my skin too smooth

Stopped using soap because it made my skin too smooth
  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I know there's a national emergency but my package should've left Boston YESTERDAY!

I know there's a national emergency but my package should've left Boston YESTERDAY!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

well than you can just lie, cheat & steal but you'll get away with it because you don't think anything is wrong

well than you can just lie, cheat & steal but you'll get away with it because you don't think anything is wrong  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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