Sheltering Suburban Mom

Threatens to unplug laptop forgets it has a battery

Threatens to unplug laptop forgets it has a battery  Sheltering Suburban Mom

MILF SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIND HER

MILF SO HARD MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA FIND HER  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Calls babysitter tells her not to say anything to kids about Boston bombing because she isnt going to tell them

Calls babysitter tells her not to say anything to kids about Boston bombing because she isnt going to tell them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Do you really need to put the those fancy clothes on, we're just going to the store." Spends 30 minutes putting 430 pounds of makeup on

Tells kids Vietnam Vets were baby killers had 9 abortions

Tells kids Vietnam Vets were baby killers had 9 abortions  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Indian Doctor's family moves into the subdivision "We live in a diverse neighborhood"

Indian Doctor's family moves into the subdivision

Sees her son making chili at 2 a.m. complains that she's going to have to buy all her groceries in the morning.

Sees her son making chili at 2 a.m. complains that she's going to have to buy all her groceries in the morning.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i vote yes on school uniforms because kids need to study more

i vote yes on school uniforms because kids need to study more  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'm an atheist? I'll blame my mother for some reason

I'm an atheist? I'll blame my mother for some reason  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Son, just be yourself" forces him to believe in Christianity

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