Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says I have no life for using the Internet all day Watches 8 hours of TV a day

Says I have no life for using the Internet all day Watches 8 hours of TV a day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Get off your laptop. Don't send e-mail Send knee-mail

Get off your laptop. Don't send e-mail Send knee-mail  Sheltering Suburban Mom

.. But I saw that huge veiny dick... And I was like, fuck me right now!

.. But I saw that huge veiny dick... And I was like, fuck  me right now!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Is a total fucking slut Tells you that you need to live a moral life and convert to christanity

Is a total fucking slut Tells you that you need to live a moral life and convert to christanity  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says that being unwillingly sodomized isn't rape because,"sex doesn't deal with the ass."

Says that being unwillingly sodomized isn't rape because,

"Mom, I'm bored" Why not do some extra homework? Or tidy your room?

What's that? My Son is happy? Better start nagging him like holy hell

What's that? My Son is happy? Better start nagging him like holy hell  Sheltering Suburban Mom

A little boy claims he died and came back to life That is complete proof that god exists

A little boy claims he died and came back to life That is complete proof that god exists  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't eat Gyros because Jesus is the lamb of God

I don't eat Gyros because Jesus is the lamb of God  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Went Black in College Decaf since

Went Black in College Decaf since  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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