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Abstinence is the only 100% effective method Believes in virgin mary

Abstinence is the only 100% effective method Believes in virgin mary Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Sees a man casually walking down the street, smoking a bowl, minding his own business Calls Police

Sees a man casually walking down the street, smoking a bowl, minding his own business Calls Police Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells child not to judge people by appearances Judges all his friends by their appearances

Tells child not to judge people by appearances Judges all his friends by their appearances Sheltering Suburban Mom
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realizes evangelical christianity is deeply corrupt and bigoted converts to catholicism

realizes evangelical christianity is deeply corrupt and bigoted converts to catholicism Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Wants everyone to see her as a loving wife Never touches her husband

Wants everyone to see her as a loving wife Never touches her husband Sheltering Suburban Mom
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If evolution is true How are there so many different types of animals?

If evolution is true How are there so many different types of animals? Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Those pics of Mars are clearly fake I mean, you can see the mountains in the background

Those pics of Mars are clearly fake I mean, you can see the mountains in the background Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Believes sex is between a man and a woman Owns 5 dildos

Believes sex is between a man and a woman Owns 5 dildos Sheltering Suburban Mom
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"Mind your manners and be respectful to others" Slurps soup, pops gum, interrupts you, and refers to ex-husband as "that son of a bitch"
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Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell

Doesn't let you watch scary movies Takes you to church to learn about hell Sheltering Suburban Mom
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