Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears you listen to Rammstein Calls you a Nazi

Hears you listen to Rammstein Calls you a Nazi  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Fuck You

Fuck You   Sheltering Suburban Mom

those are jewels not tools

those are jewels not tools  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Cancer Nurse for 30 years. Understands and well-versed in the science of medicine. Rejects evolution. Believes earth is 6000 years old. Must accept Jesus to be saved. Believes bible to be the word of god.

Cancer Nurse for 30 years. Understands and well-versed in the science of medicine. Rejects evolution.  Believes earth is 6000 years old.  Must accept Jesus to be saved.   Believes bible to be the word of god.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

All that depression is Is good memory and a big ego

All that depression is Is good memory and a big ego  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Atheism? Is that the one where you don't eat meat?

Atheism? Is that the one where you don't eat meat?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son isn't doing well in school and shows emotions Sends him to counciling

Son isn't doing well in school and shows emotions Sends him to counciling  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yells at you for leaving light on Leaves her computer running 24/7

Yells at you for leaving light on Leaves her computer running 24/7  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"sure, I may have triggered my daughter's suicide attempt, but at least she graduated Valedictorian" "That's why I'm a better mother than you"

Finds herb grinder suggests i sign up for cooking class

Finds herb grinder suggests i sign up for cooking class  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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