Sheltering Suburban Mom

you should cut your nails otherwise the devil will sit on them

you should cut your nails otherwise the devil will sit on them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

World of WArcraft SATAN

World of WArcraft SATAN  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives dyspraxic child a bag containing eggs Shouts at them when they're all broken

Gives dyspraxic child a bag containing eggs Shouts at them when they're all broken  Sheltering Suburban Mom

goes to church every sunday the westboro baptist one

goes to church every sunday the westboro baptist one  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates rap music Loves getting fucked by based god

Hates rap music Loves getting fucked by based god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains that Islamic leaders don't yell at Muslim terrorists Thinks that the situation of the Catholic Church hiding child molesters is a different story

Complains that Islamic leaders don't yell at Muslim terrorists Thinks that the situation of the Catholic Church hiding child molesters is a different story  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't believe in evolution Gets a flu shot every year

Doesn't believe in evolution Gets a flu shot every year  Sheltering Suburban Mom

likes to finger herself can't aford dildo

likes to finger herself can't aford dildo  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Use three syllable word in argument "don't get smart with me mister!"

Use three syllable word in argument

I bought you Superman 64 It's the same thing!

I bought you Superman 64 It's the same thing!  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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