Sheltering Suburban Mom

My daughter is a slut It's all your fault

My daughter is a slut It's all your fault  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Criticizes Kids for tacky clothes Wears yoga pants every day

Criticizes Kids for tacky clothes Wears yoga pants every day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

takes kid to WMU hockey game gets offended

takes kid to WMU hockey game gets offended  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Condemns Pot Takes her pain meds with a glass of wine to relax

Condemns Pot Takes her pain meds with a glass of wine to relax  Sheltering Suburban Mom

prays for you to succeed then takes credit for your success

prays for you to succeed  then takes credit for your success  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If god wanted a tattoo on your body, He would have put it there.

If god wanted a tattoo on your body, He would have put it there.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

teaches kids to love all races except terrorists

teaches kids to love all races except terrorists  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you not to text while driving Texts you this when she knows you're driving

Tells you not to text while driving Texts you this when she knows you're driving  Sheltering Suburban Mom

your depression is all in your head but i will pray for you

your depression is all in your head but i will pray for you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

DOESN'T ALLOW YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY THROWS BUNCO PARTY INSTEAD

DOESN'T ALLOW YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY THROWS BUNCO PARTY INSTEAD  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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