Sheltering Suburban Mom

Greets people at Chinese restaurant konichiwa

Greets people at Chinese restaurant konichiwa  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Brings reusable bags to the grocery store ENVIRONMENTALIST

Brings reusable bags to the grocery store ENVIRONMENTALIST  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finally learns to use Spotify Uses it to play hymns

Finally learns to use Spotify Uses it to play hymns  Sheltering Suburban Mom

if you don't have friends you're evil because god made us to be social

if you don't have friends you're evil because god made us to be social  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates baggy pants: it's Thug culture Drives Escalade

Hates baggy pants: it's Thug culture Drives Escalade  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sends you package asks 6 times a day if you got it

Sends you package asks 6 times a day if you got it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells friends daughter she shouldn't be an atheist Tells friend she didn't force religion enough on her daughter

Tells friends daughter she shouldn't be an atheist Tells friend she didn't force religion enough on her daughter  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Adam lived 900 years because Life expectancy is going down

Adam lived 900 years because Life expectancy is going down   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wont let kids play touch football but owns three vibrators

Wont let kids play touch football but owns three vibrators  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gives her kids tons of videogames for christmas doesn't let them play videogames

Gives her kids tons of videogames for christmas doesn't let them play videogames  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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