Sheltering Suburban Mom

won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine

won't let you have a beer drinks an entire bottle of wine  Sheltering Suburban Mom

We're a religion of peace and tolerance As long as you are of our faith

We're a religion of peace and tolerance As long as you are of our faith  Sheltering Suburban Mom

It is impossible for a kid to be happy if they aren't brought up in a christian home.

It is impossible for a kid to be happy if they aren't brought up in a christian home.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it

Sees you playing a game online Tells you to pause it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks she can disprove you with science Thinks evolution is chimpanzees giving birth to humans

Thinks she can disprove you with science Thinks evolution is chimpanzees giving birth to humans  Sheltering Suburban Mom

He's an Atheist That's how bad of a person he is

He's an Atheist That's how bad of a person he is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Warns 14 year old daughter about pedophiles. Buys her pants with 'Juicy' written across the back.

Warns 14 year old daughter about pedophiles. Buys her pants with 'Juicy' written across the back.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells how the internet is full of lies and propaganda Watches fox news

Tells how the internet is full of lies and propaganda Watches fox news  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"homosexual intercourse is just disgusting" Nicknamed "Anal Annie" in college

You're so selfish. Now our family wont be together in heaven.

You're so selfish.  Now our family wont be together in heaven.   Sheltering Suburban Mom
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