Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Rap is misogynistic" Was a groupie in the 80s and sleep with everyone from Van Halen and Wasp

I know Im sexy So just masterbate in peace

I know Im sexy  So just masterbate in peace  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches son in street singing "top that" sets him on fire and moves back to the city

Catches son in street singing

The problem is 20 people think they can make their own religion. thats not how it works Christian

The problem is 20 people think they can make their own religion. thats not how it works Christian  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Scared people will think you're a gang member makes you wear ass-tight pants to school

Scared people will think you're a gang member makes you wear ass-tight pants to school   Sheltering Suburban Mom

wants you to spend less time on computer inspires 1000 SSM memes

wants you to spend less time on computer inspires 1000 SSM memes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains that no one ever does any chores around the house only after she's completely finished and had never asked anyone to help her

Complains that no one ever does any chores around the house only after she's completely finished and had never asked  anyone to help her  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Good Guy Sheltered Suburban Mom "I'll go to church and meet you after for lunch."

Good Guy Sheltered Suburban Mom

So why do you need Atheist friends? So you can sit around hating god together?

So why do you need Atheist friends? So you can sit around hating god together?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

was kinda hot in 10th grade total dick tease

was kinda hot in 10th grade total dick tease  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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