Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're on the internet too much! Get off your phone!" Buys a smart phone.

Moans about immigrants Plans to retire abroad

Moans about immigrants Plans to retire abroad  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Farts Everytime she passes a Black or a Mexican

Farts Everytime she passes a Black or a Mexican  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're friend got in trouble? not allowed to hangout with him anymore.

You're friend got in trouble? not allowed to hangout with him anymore.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're an Atheist? What, so you dont celebrate birthdays now?

You're an Atheist? What, so you dont celebrate birthdays now?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asked why she's so hostile to son's atheism It's cause you're attacking me and it's hurting my feelings

Asked why she's so hostile to son's atheism It's cause you're attacking me and it's hurting  my feelings  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Shouts at kids for loosing something important Had it herself all along

Shouts at kids for loosing something important Had it herself all along  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets cornered in a debate against an Atheist "God works in mysterious ways"

Gets cornered in a debate against an Atheist

On making a major purchase: "I always ask questions and do my research before spending money." Regarding religion: "I don't ask questions, I have faith. I just believe."

On making a major purchase:

Yells at son for marijuana use Takes 1 pill to wake up, 1 pill to stay happy and one pill to sleep daily.

Yells at son for marijuana use Takes 1 pill to wake up, 1 pill to stay happy and one pill to sleep daily.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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