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Sheltering Suburban Mom

Kid has severe URI won't take to doctor until after her tennis lesson.

Kid has severe URI won't take to doctor until after her tennis lesson. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Wears thongs to appear younger Criticizes other moms who get face lifts and boob jobs to hide their age

Wears thongs to appear younger Criticizes other moms who get face lifts and boob jobs to hide their age Sheltering Suburban Mom
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A Hug? Athiests don't need love.

A Hug? Athiests don't need love. Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Oh, you're an Atheist? Does that mean you worship Satan?

Oh, you're an Atheist? Does that mean you worship Satan? Sheltering Suburban Mom
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because i said so!

because i said so! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Finds out you smoked weed asks if you passed around blowjobs, as well

Finds out you smoked weed asks if you passed around blowjobs, as well Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Thinks talking at the television will make her team play better "The only thing I won't do is pray"

Thinks talking at the television will make her team play better
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Atheists are the worst kind of people Because they don't believe what I think is right

Atheists are the worst kind of people Because they don't believe what I think is right Sheltering Suburban Mom
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How will we protect ourselves? We have to kill those muslims before they kill us!

How will we protect ourselves? We have to kill those muslims before they kill us! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Yells at people for checking phone while driving starts car with breathalyzer

Yells at people for checking phone while driving starts car with breathalyzer Sheltering Suburban Mom
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