Sheltering Suburban Mom

Car slows as it passes the house Drive By!

Car slows as it passes the house Drive By!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Never tell a lie santa doesn't bring presents to kids who lie

Never tell a lie santa doesn't bring presents to kids who lie  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Just think of it as afterlife insurance

Just think of it as afterlife insurance  Sheltering Suburban Mom

said herp da derp repeated it for effect

said herp da derp repeated it for effect  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Believes that the world will end soon you have to go to school and get a job

Believes that the world will end soon you have to go to school and get a job   Sheltering Suburban Mom

The first amendment doesn't matter God's Word always trumps Man's in the end

The first amendment doesn't matter God's Word always trumps Man's in the end  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks weed is horrible for you Takes morphine for everything

Thinks weed is horrible for you Takes morphine for everything  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"If you want something in life, you must work for it." Sleeps with Rich Guys

I don't understand how you can be athistic When people have beat cancer

I don't understand how you can be athistic When people have beat cancer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

they'll stop chasing you if you just stop running

they'll stop chasing you if you just stop running  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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