Sheltering Suburban Mom

Runs into your room screaming "ARE YOU OK!?" every time you move your little toe. Wonders why you're paranoid.

Runs into your room screaming

girl writes on your facebook wall OMG who is your girlfriend

girl writes on your facebook wall OMG who is your girlfriend  Sheltering Suburban Mom

says teen moms are bad parents would kick out own daughter for getting pregnant

says teen moms are bad parents would kick out own daughter for getting pregnant                                       Sheltering Suburban Mom

Spends thousands on education for her children then spends every sunday undoing it

Spends thousands on education for her children then spends every sunday undoing it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You can be a greAT leader all you have to do is follow jesus

You can be a greAT leader all you have to do is follow jesus  Sheltering Suburban Mom

downloading movies illegaly is wrong Buys pirate DVDs

downloading movies illegaly is wrong Buys pirate DVDs  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Sex within the sanctity of marriage is sacred and beautiful" Fucks with the lights off

Hmm. Interesting.

Hmm. Interesting.                                          Sheltering Suburban Mom

believes catholics aren't christians believes a group of whiny protestants that rebelled against the christian church 500 years ago are.

believes catholics aren't christians believes a group of whiny protestants that rebelled against the christian church 500 years ago are.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wont let her daughter date a black guy Watches Oprah

Wont let her daughter date a black guy Watches Oprah  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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