Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't believe in God? Fine, no Christmas presents for you

Don't believe in God? Fine, no Christmas presents for you  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Comes into room politely leaves door open

Comes into room politely leaves door open  Sheltering Suburban Mom

So you're an Atheist It's just a phase

So you're an Atheist It's just a phase  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Am I a bigot Or just a complete idiot?

Am I a bigot Or just a complete idiot?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds swisher foil in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco

Finds swisher foil in your room Gives you a lecture on the dangers of tobacco  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You're going to get addicted and become a stoner!" While drinking her 4th coffee of the morning.

If evolution is real Why don't people have wings?

If evolution is real Why don't people have wings?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Girls wear skimpy clothes Bans shorts

Girls wear skimpy clothes Bans shorts  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hears "oral sex" is in Dictionary Gets all dictionaries pulled from schools

Hears

Hates Nosy people Reads celebrity gossip magazines

Hates Nosy people Reads celebrity gossip magazines  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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