Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm not giving you money, you will just waste it" Donates $200 to the catholic church every month

Says Pot is bad... Watches all of the Whitney Houston Funeral

Says Pot is bad... Watches all of the Whitney Houston Funeral  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son has mild peanut allergy Entire School must be peanut-free

Son has mild peanut allergy Entire School must be peanut-free  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I want to go on a mission and serve the lord But not if the language is hard to learn or the native don't love jesus.

I want to go on a mission and serve the lord But not if the language is hard to learn or the native don't love jesus.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Wears LULU lemon clothes never does yoga

Wears LULU lemon clothes never does yoga  Sheltering Suburban Mom

child has bad grades it must be a learning disability

child has bad grades it must be a learning disability  Sheltering Suburban Mom

smashes all shoots of kids' emerging sexuality wonders why she never has grandchildren

smashes all shoots of kids' emerging sexuality wonders why she never has grandchildren  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you dont love god, Then you can't love me.

If you dont love god, Then you can't love me.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

of course I don't take the creation story literally it's an allegory

of course I don't take the creation story literally it's an allegory  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees me reading the god delusion "You'll believe anything you read in a book"

Sees me reading the god delusion
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