Sheltering Suburban Mom

Caught daughter talking to a boy. Promptly lectures daughter about giving boys the wrong impression.

Caught daughter talking to a boy.   Promptly lectures daughter about giving boys the wrong impression.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

No Rated R Movies Locked Drawrer full of sex toys

No Rated R Movies Locked Drawrer full of sex toys  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I know you don't believe in god, so just pray to him "god i don't believe in you, but even though i don't believe, i know you will be there for me."

I know you don't believe in god, so just pray to him

Believes You Shouldn't Have Sex Tell Marriage Was A Pregnant Teen

Believes You Shouldn't Have Sex Tell Marriage  Was A Pregnant Teen  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to respect her beliefs... Gets offended when I tell her I am Pastafarian.

Tells you to respect her beliefs... Gets offended when I 
tell her I am 
Pastafarian.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Anyone who speaks with broken English talk really loud and slow and any foreigner will understand me

Anyone who speaks with broken English talk really loud and slow and any foreigner will understand me  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I voted against legalizing marijuana because fuck Kiefer

I voted against legalizing marijuana because fuck Kiefer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You're listening to Doom and Atmosphere "all Rap is misogynistic and promotes violence"

You're listening to Doom and Atmosphere

Gives lecture on safe sex had first child at 19

Gives lecture on safe sex had first child at 19  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let her son have his own opinion Wonders why son won't talk openly with her

Doesn't let her son have his own opinion Wonders why son won't talk openly with her  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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