Sheltering Suburban Mom

against pre-marital sex husband licks her butthole

against pre-marital sex  husband licks her butthole  Sheltering Suburban Mom

LCD TV? no drugs in the house

LCD TV? no drugs in the house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells Mom we're looking for a house with a basement. Mom: "You can't hide from the Apocalypse in a basement."

Tells Mom we're looking for a house with a basement. Mom:

All science is from Satan Jesus will give you everything, and I'll arrange your marriage

All science is from Satan Jesus will give you everything, and I'll arrange your marriage  Sheltering Suburban Mom

No PG-13 movies until you're 15

No PG-13 movies until you're 15  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I've loved and supported you your whole life Why is my life and every word I say suddenly the subject of severe scrutiny?

I've loved and supported you your whole life Why is my life and every word I say suddenly the subject of severe scrutiny?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches you kill hundreds of people only starts complaining when strippers are shown

Watches you kill hundreds of people only starts complaining when strippers are shown  Sheltering Suburban Mom

The government isn't spying on us we can trust our government, they will never lie to us.

The government isn't spying on us we can trust our government, they will never lie to us.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

where were you last night? i don't know who he is, don't see him again.

where were you last night? i don't know who he is, don't see him again.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sets clock 5 minutes fast to be early for events always factors in the 5 minutes when deciding best time to leave

Sets clock 5 minutes fast to be early for events always factors in the 5 minutes when deciding best time to leave  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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