Sheltering Suburban Mom

matthew 19:21 "if you want to be perfect, go, sell all your possessions and give to the poor" *turns page

matthew 19:21

you shouldn't think so much it is better that way

you shouldn't think so much it is better that way  Sheltering Suburban Mom

wow, you've been putting in extra hours at your job and got a promotion? you should thank your dead grandmother for doing all the work

wow, you've been putting in extra hours at your job and got a promotion? you should thank your dead grandmother for doing all the work  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"You shouldn't drink, Jesus doesn't want you to ruin your body" Says this whilst smoking a Marlboro.

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN

YOU NEED TO START PAYING FOR THINGS AROUND HERE UNEMPLOYED SINCE YOU WERE BORN  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You don't really have a mental disorder you just need jesus

You don't really have a mental disorder you just need jesus  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sometimes I wish your sister would get saved And die in a car crash, just so she'd be safe

Sometimes I wish your sister would get saved And die in a car crash, just so she'd be safe  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't you dare curse! thats for the niggers

Don't you dare curse! thats for the niggers  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Passionately believes the Bible is 'God's inspired word' Kicks me out when I tell her that the Bible encourages women to submit to abusive husbands.

Passionately believes the Bible is 'God's inspired word' Kicks me out when I tell her that the Bible encourages women to submit to abusive husbands.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Explain the big bang to fundie coworker using my Astronomy textbook "you shouldn't just regurgitate things you read in books"

Explain the big bang to fundie coworker using my Astronomy textbook
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