Sheltering Suburban Mom

Disbelieves every UFO report without hesitation Believes in angles, demons, zombies, god and the devil without question

Disbelieves every UFO report without hesitation Believes in angles, demons, zombies, god and the devil without question  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Smell Buttholes Lick Them

Smell Buttholes Lick Them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

SSM IS A HYPOCRITE

SSM IS A HYPOCRITE  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Reads on Face Book that I am an atheist You better start believing again or god will give you cancer

Reads on Face Book that I am an atheist You better start believing again or god will give you cancer  Sheltering Suburban Mom

half an hour on the computer is long enough! scrapbooks for 5 hours twice a week

half an hour on the computer is long enough!  scrapbooks for 5 hours twice a week  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Let's your underage sister get shitty drunk Threatens to kick you out for smoking weed

Let's your underage sister get shitty drunk Threatens to kick you out for smoking weed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

REALLY BIG SUV FOR SAFETY ALWAYS RUNS INTO STUFF

REALLY BIG SUV 
FOR SAFETY ALWAYS RUNS
INTO STUFF  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I'll love you no matter your religion. As long as you accept Jesus Christ.

I'll love you no matter your religion.  As long as you accept Jesus Christ.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

fancies herself a milf wears frumpy sweats and mom jeans

fancies herself a milf wears frumpy sweats and mom jeans  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, they're christian? Then they must be good people

Oh, they're christian? Then they must be good people  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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