Sheltering Suburban Mom

We're going to church But you can't come because god doesn't like intruders in his house

We're going to church But you can't come because god doesn't like intruders in his house  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Loses sight of kid for 1 second while shopping screams bloody murder

Loses sight of kid for 1 second while shopping screams bloody murder  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Behave yourselves, you two!" It's your wedding night

Has a nose like a toucan And saggy breasts like a cow

Has a nose like a toucan And saggy breasts like a cow  Sheltering Suburban Mom

only buys organic food drives her suv to supermarket next door

only buys organic food drives her suv to supermarket next door  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Teaches Abstinence Loves anal

Teaches Abstinence  Loves anal   Sheltering Suburban Mom

daughter marries rich, kind, smart, handsome doctor he's still not good enough for you, dear

daughter marries rich, kind, smart, handsome doctor he's still not good enough for you, dear  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Dr. Phil says I'm a good mother Suck it

Dr. Phil says I'm a good mother Suck it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

likes big dick takes a fat dick

likes big dick takes a fat dick  Sheltering Suburban Mom

finds blood on the dance floor cd in your room confiscates it and lectures you about the dangers of ecstasy

finds 
blood on the dance floor cd in your room confiscates it and lectures you about the dangers of ecstasy  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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