Sheltering Suburban Mom

there are two ways to do things: my way and the wrong way

there are two ways to do things: my way and the wrong way  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If you have sex, be sure to use a condom If you have sex before your wedding night, I will kill you and your boyfriend!

If you have sex, be sure to use a condom If you have sex before your wedding night, I will kill you and your boyfriend!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Watches Food network all day Can't cook shit!

Watches Food network all day Can't cook shit!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Your friends did what? Oh... well their parents aren't from around here.

Your friends did what? Oh... well their parents aren't from around here.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

realtor shows her 20 houses over the weekend says "no thanks, i'm just looking"

realtor shows her 20 houses over the weekend says

Come home from college for summer "remember, curfew is at 11."

Come home from college for summer

Evolution exists but not in humans, god made us this way

Evolution exists but not in humans, god made us this way   Sheltering Suburban Mom

watches american beauty momentarily ponders the emptiness of suburban life

watches american beauty momentarily ponders the emptiness of suburban life  Sheltering Suburban Mom

MAYBE SHE WORSHIPS BUDDHA LIKE THOSE MUSLIMS DO

MAYBE SHE WORSHIPS BUDDHA LIKE THOSE MUSLIMS DO  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Contradictions in the Bible Are proof that it's true

Contradictions in the Bible Are proof that it's true  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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