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Sheltering Suburban Mom

daughter brings home boyfriend brandishes chef's knife and threatens him with castration if he so much as thinks about sleeping with her

daughter brings home boyfriend brandishes chef's knife and threatens him with castration if he so much as thinks about sleeping with her Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Tells Son To Ride Bike Won't Let Him Past Driveway

Tells Son To Ride Bike Won't Let Him Past Driveway Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Loves her dogs More than her children

Loves her dogs More than her children Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Always talks about God and the Bible Has a baby 7 months after wedding

Always talks about God and the Bible Has a baby 7 months after wedding Sheltering Suburban Mom
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sure you can go to a friends new years eve party just be back by 10

sure you can go to a friends new years eve party just be back by 10 Sheltering Suburban Mom
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Oh, you don't believe in god because there's no evidence? How do you even know light years exist?

Oh, you don't believe in god because there's no evidence? How do you even know light years exist? Sheltering Suburban Mom
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So its the God particle, right? So it proves the existance of god!

So its the God particle, right? So it proves the existance of god! Sheltering Suburban Mom
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If it isn't in the bible it's not true

If it isn't in the bible it's not true Sheltering Suburban Mom
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These are becoming too absurd To be either funny or real

These are becoming too absurd To be either funny or real Sheltering Suburban Mom
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NOW THAT YOU ARE 21 YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK YOU CAN HAVE A SIP OF MY WINE

NOW THAT YOU ARE 21 YOU ARE OLD ENOUGH TO DRINK YOU CAN HAVE A SIP OF MY WINE Sheltering Suburban Mom
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