Sheltering Suburban Mom

Daughter's boyfriend has long hair Declare him a junkie and forbid her from seeing him

Daughter's boyfriend has long hair Declare him a junkie and forbid her from seeing him  Sheltering Suburban Mom

In charge of BHS Dress code wears a cowboy hat, regularly

In charge of BHS Dress code wears a cowboy hat, regularly   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Teaches little Johnny it's not okay to cut in line Constantly cuts you off in her SUV

Teaches little Johnny it's not okay to cut in line Constantly cuts you off in her SUV   Sheltering Suburban Mom

madagascar is a country?! i thought it was from those movies

madagascar is a country?! i thought it was from those movies  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You know 90% of marijuana is laced with meth

You know 90% of marijuana is laced with meth  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"your father is getting a divorce because he doesn't love me anymore" Finds out she hasn't put out since you were born

Doesn't believe in evolution Swears by the Paleo Diet

Doesn't believe in evolution Swears by the Paleo Diet  Sheltering Suburban Mom

your not an atheist you have christian friends

your not an atheist you have christian friends   Sheltering Suburban Mom

serves bacon, eggs, and pancakes for dinner shaking things up and doing something exciting

serves bacon, eggs, and pancakes for dinner shaking things up and doing something exciting  Sheltering Suburban Mom

We teach them reading and arithmetic Why can't we teach them religion

We teach them reading and arithmetic Why can't we teach them religion  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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