Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells everyone she is well-read Only reads people magazine and good housekeeping

Tells everyone she is well-read Only reads people magazine and good housekeeping  Sheltering Suburban Mom

   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Works out 4 times a week, eats healthy, takes vitamins daily all 3 kids morbidly obese

Works out 4 times a week, eats healthy, takes vitamins daily all 3 kids morbidly obese  Sheltering Suburban Mom

big boobs nice booty

big boobs nice booty  Sheltering Suburban Mom

spanking doesnt work anymore hides keyboard

spanking doesnt work anymore hides keyboard  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hey son, FUCK YOU

Hey son, FUCK YOU  Sheltering Suburban Mom

every guy you mention is automatically a 45-year-old serial killer until proven otherwise

every guy you mention is automatically a 45-year-old serial killer until proven otherwise  Sheltering Suburban Mom

oh, don't worry about me... i understand if you just can't be bothered to call your own mother...

oh, don't worry about me... i understand if you just can't be bothered to call your own mother...  Sheltering Suburban Mom

It is impossible to study While listening to music

It is impossible to study While listening to music
  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Your not old enough to make a religious decision" Tells younger daughter it's great she's Christian

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