Sheltering Suburban Mom

TELLS YOU THAT MISTAKES HAPPEN YELLS AT YOU WHEN YOU SPILL MILK

TELLS YOU THAT MISTAKES HAPPEN YELLS AT YOU WHEN YOU SPILL MILK  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"oh? You're an atheist?" "Congratulations, your life has no purpose"

"I'll love you regardless of your sexuality... ..as long as you're not an atheist."

Says Sasquatch can't exist because of lack of evidence Believes in god

Says Sasquatch can't exist because of lack of evidence Believes in god  Sheltering Suburban Mom

People in third world countries aren't hungry because they don't have food They're hungry because they don't have Jesus

People in third world countries aren't hungry because they don't have food They're hungry because they don't have Jesus  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test

Finds condoms in your room give you a drug test  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tries to ban Halloween Gets uppity when you say Happy Holidays at Christmas

Tries to ban Halloween Gets uppity when you say Happy Holidays at Christmas  Sheltering Suburban Mom

TELLS DAUGHTER GOOD GIRLS HAVE ONLY ONE BOYFRIEND IN THEIR LIFETIME DAUGHTER TURNS INTO OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND

TELLS DAUGHTER GOOD GIRLS HAVE ONLY ONE BOYFRIEND IN THEIR LIFETIME DAUGHTER TURNS INTO OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You got an a? God is so good to you. you got a c? you're not trying hard enough.

You got an a? God is so good to you. you got a c? you're not trying hard enough.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED

Prove her wrong in an argument GROUNDED  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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