Sheltering Suburban Mom

thinks video games are too violent forces children to read the bible

thinks video games are too violent forces children to read the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kids play videogames due to "exposure to mature material" Leaves her erotic romance novels lying around

Doesn't let kids play videogames due to

There are no STD'S because there were only "two people in the begining"

There are no STD'S because there were only

offers to help you plan your wedding is more of a bridezilla than you are!

offers to help you plan your wedding is more of a bridezilla than you are!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

refuses to buy anything made in china Only dresses her kids in Aeropostale, Hollister, A&F, and Nike.

refuses to buy anything made in china Only dresses her kids in Aeropostale, Hollister, A&F,  and Nike.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING

ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE HAVING SO MUCH FUN AND I'M JUST SITTING HERE MASTURBATING  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Scientists have proved Humans are made from dust" Wont tell you her source

Thinks velour jumpsuit makes her look younger Nope

Thinks velour jumpsuit makes her look younger Nope  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"you need to be a good citizen in this society" Parks shopping cart in empty parking space instead of cart return

Son breaks up with girl Adopts her

Son breaks up with girl Adopts her  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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