Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I'm sick of driving you everywhere" Won't let you get your license

daughter's boyfriend pulls up in a 1984 Z28 blaring van halen quietly Wonders if she's having an acid flashback

daughter's boyfriend pulls up in a 1984 Z28 blaring van halen quietly Wonders if she's having an acid flashback  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Finds wood tick on family dog calls an exterminator

Finds wood tick on family dog calls an exterminator  Sheltering Suburban Mom

A "war on drugs" where armed military squads raid houses in search of contraband? What could be bad about that?

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tells son to make more friends at school. starts hanging round with a boy with a mullet "you stay away from that boy!!"

tells son to make more friends at school. starts hanging round with a boy with a mullet

the higgs boson particle is amazing good thing god put it there

the higgs boson particle is amazing good thing god put it there  Sheltering Suburban Mom

scoffs at people on the internet uses facebook

scoffs at people on the internet uses facebook  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Son's facebook gets hacked in apple store calls the police

Son's facebook gets hacked in apple store calls the police  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I don't do drugs! My Xanax is medicine!

I don't do drugs! My Xanax is medicine!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

*sniiiiiiif* "I really should wash myself. I've got a serious stank on down here."

*sniiiiiiif*
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