Sheltering Suburban Mom

sexual desires and urges are perfectly natural, and it's OK to act on them. just use a condom. grounds you and forbids you from seeing your BF/GF again when you do act on them

sexual desires and urges are perfectly natural, and it's OK to act on them. just use a condom. grounds you and forbids you from seeing your BF/GF again when you do act on them  Sheltering Suburban Mom

expects you to be perfect makes mistakes

expects you to be perfect makes mistakes  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Gets phone call from daughter having sex Listens first for 5min to make sure then speaks!

Gets phone call from daughter having sex Listens first for 5min to make sure then speaks!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

believes it is an "abomination" for different races to intermingle has a yorkie-poodle mix

believes it is an

good guy greg smokes so he can't be a very good guy

good guy greg smokes so he can't be a very good guy  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't let her daughter play with boys Sleeps with the delivery man

doesn't let her daughter play with boys Sleeps with the delivery man  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I love black people But I won't live near them!

I love black people But I won't live near them!  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't turn on air conditioning because "it wastes electricity" Leaves every light in the house on because she's afraid of murderers

Doesn't turn on air conditioning because

wants what's best for you doesn't let you smoke weed

wants what's best for you doesn't let you smoke weed  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about marijuana usage Pumps self full of Xanax every day

Complains about marijuana usage Pumps self full of Xanax every day  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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