Sheltering Suburban Mom

I believe In God because he's real.

I believe In God because he's real.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Told my mom i'm an atheist "You're only an atheist because you rely too much on logic!"

Told my mom i'm an atheist

Can't lose the baby weight freezer packed with bonbons

Can't lose the baby weight freezer packed with bonbons  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Married,racist secretly loves big black cock

Married,racist secretly loves big black cock  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't let kids drink coffee daily breakfast is a triple latte with valium

Doesn't let kids drink coffee daily breakfast is a triple latte with valium  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you cant belive everything you read except the bible

you cant belive everything you read except the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you not to go along with the "group" if they are doing something bad. Speeds on the interstate so she isn't the slow car.

Tells you not to go along with the

Buys Organic Drives SUV

Buys Organic Drives SUV  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Drives while talking and texting on her cellphone "but i'm good at multitasking"

Drives while talking and texting on her cellphone

"Listen when I'm talking to you!" when you nicely and intelligently, without screaming or swearing, present your point of view, she accuses you of talking back, says she knows what's best for you and you have no idea, etc.

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