Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't understand how a man could be attracted to another man Likes dick

Doesn't understand how a man could be attracted to another man Likes dick  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Logic? Logic is irrelevant

Logic? Logic is irrelevant  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Constantly cautioning against internet hackers Password is child's name and birthday

Constantly cautioning against internet hackers Password is child's name and birthday  Sheltering Suburban Mom

complains about internet sexual predators targeting children Posts 15 albums of her kids online...and counting

complains about internet sexual predators targeting children Posts 15 albums of her kids online...and counting  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Encourages 8 year old daughter to get fake tattoos everywhere Disowns 18 year old daughter for getting tattoos everywhere

Encourages 8 year old daughter to get fake tattoos everywhere Disowns 18 year old daughter for getting tattoos everywhere  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says she's not homophobic "I felt physically ill watching those two boys kiss!"

Says she's not homophobic

Insists that boyfriend ask your parents' permission to marry you before he proposes got married in las vegas and informed her parents after the fact

Insists that boyfriend ask your parents' permission to marry you before he proposes got married in las vegas and informed her parents after the fact  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sick of seeing all these people on welfare, it's like...get a job Unemployed housewife for the last 5 years

Sick of seeing all these people on welfare, it's like...get a job Unemployed housewife for the last 5 years  Sheltering Suburban Mom

doesn't buy you doritos

doesn't buy you doritos  Sheltering Suburban Mom

You've become an atheist? I'll take you to a different church, a new pastor will change your mind

You've become an atheist? I'll take you to a different church, a new pastor will change your mind  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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