Sheltering Suburban Mom

I would buy a snake just to kill it Because snakes are the devil.

I would buy a snake just to kill it Because snakes are the devil.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Prove that she's wrong in an argument Grounded

Prove that she's wrong in an argument Grounded  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you can't watch that movie it has bad language Sends you to public school

you can't watch that movie it has bad language Sends you to public school  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells Oldest Son not to influence younger brothers religious beliefs Punishes youngest son by making him read the bible

Tells Oldest Son not to influence younger brothers religious beliefs Punishes youngest son by making him read the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about getting household goods for Mother's Day Gets Dad a hedge trimmer for Father's Day

Complains about getting household goods for Mother's Day Gets Dad a hedge trimmer for Father's Day  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I read an article that says God will give special needs children to parents that can handle it." "So He knows not to give me one."

Wait so the bombers are Russians? Then how are they Muslims?

Wait so the bombers are Russians? Then how are they Muslims?  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"I don't want you going out with that slut!" On her third marriage

you can't be an atheist You signed a contract with god during your bris

you can't be an atheist You signed a contract with god during your bris  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Weed is bad Prescription buffet for breakfast

Weed is bad Prescription buffet for breakfast  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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