Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells daughter to stop dressing like a slut Gets Boob Job

Tells daughter to stop dressing like a slut Gets Boob Job  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you're naive and inexperienced, dear won't let you out of the front yard to *get* life experience

you're naive and inexperienced, dear won't let you out of the front yard to *get* life experience  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Everybody has their own god and that's okay But they're wrong the real one is Jesus.

Everybody has their own god and that's okay But they're wrong the real one is Jesus.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thanks God for good weather Blames weatherman for bad weather

Thanks God for good weather Blames weatherman for bad weather  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Tells you to broaden your intellectual horizens won't let you read the bible

Tells you to broaden your intellectual horizens won't let you read the bible  Sheltering Suburban Mom

I really think the closer you get to god the worse you think of yourself

I really think the closer you get to god the worse you think of yourself  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Pot is Bad! Sleeps next to 6 pill bottles

Pot is Bad! Sleeps next to 6 pill bottles  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Oh, so you're an atheist now? I remember my rebellious days

Oh, so you're an atheist now? I remember my rebellious days  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Sees insanity wolf meme cancels aol

Sees insanity wolf meme cancels aol  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Yes dragons are real, they're in the bible Don't be ignorant.

Yes dragons are real, they're in the bible Don't be ignorant.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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