Sheltering Suburban Mom

DOESN'T WANT HER KIDS HAVING SEX FAVORITE SONG GROWING UP WAS "PARADISE BY THE DASHBOARD LIGHT"

DOESN'T WANT HER KIDS HAVING SEX FAVORITE SONG GROWING UP WAS

Science is a religion it's called scientology

Science is a religion it's called scientology  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Lets child be independent and go away for college Calls you on friday and says shes coming to visit tomorrow

Lets child be independent and go away for college Calls you on friday and says shes coming to visit tomorrow  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Takes son to shrink for having an imaginary friend Goes to church every sunday.

Takes son to shrink for having an imaginary friend Goes to church every sunday.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Hates immigrants Has immigrants clean her house, watch her kids, clean her lawn, do her nails, and her doctor is Pakistani

Hates immigrants Has immigrants clean her house, watch her kids, clean her lawn, do her nails, and her doctor is Pakistani  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't be an atheist. . . You're too smart for that.

Don't be an atheist. . . You're too smart for that.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Goes to church every sunday time to show off new dress

Goes to church every sunday  time to show off new dress  Sheltering Suburban Mom

i care about where obama was born but i'm not racist

i care about where obama was born   but i'm not racist  Sheltering Suburban Mom

When asked why only the Bible contains many amazing events says is a conspiracy theory by the jews and muslims

When asked why only the Bible contains many amazing events says is a conspiracy theory by the jews and muslims  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Invites son's friends over to watch movies. Calls everyone's mother to see if it's ok for them to watch Roger Rabbit due to the coarse language.

Invites son's friends over to watch movies. Calls everyone's mother to see if it's ok for them to watch Roger Rabbit due to the coarse language.  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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