Sheltering Suburban Mom

No, you can't play on the front lawn and sidewalk What if you get hit by a car

No, you can't play on the front lawn and sidewalk What if you get hit by a car  Sheltering Suburban Mom

dont mind me im just hiding my moose knuckle

dont mind me im just hiding my moose knuckle  Sheltering Suburban Mom

you're going to dinner with your asian friend? must be getting sushi

you're going to dinner with your asian friend? must be getting sushi  Sheltering Suburban Mom

ask if you were an accident "you were a pleasant surprise"

ask if you were an accident

I have nothing against homeless people I just don't like when they use the same public bathrooms I use

I have nothing against homeless people I just don't like when they use the same public bathrooms I use  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Asked for proof of jesus outside of the bible "How do you know George washington was the first president?"

Asked for proof of jesus outside of the bible

Gives up Diet coke for lent drinks diet pepsi

Gives up Diet coke for lent drinks diet pepsi  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Why do you always look so disgusted in church?"

THINKS MEMES ARE EVIL DOMINATES FRONT PAGE SO PEOPLE GET SICK OF THEM

THINKS MEMES ARE EVIL DOMINATES FRONT PAGE SO PEOPLE GET SICK OF THEM  Sheltering Suburban Mom

If evolution is true why did it stop with humans?

If evolution is true why did it stop with humans?  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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