Sheltering Suburban Mom

Remember, Sweetie, public toilets carry germs. Make sure you hover over the seat.

Remember, Sweetie, public toilets carry germs. Make sure you hover over the seat.  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Complains about being a housewife hires housekeeper, nanny, chef, dog walker, and has clothes dry cleaned

Complains about being a housewife hires housekeeper, nanny, chef, dog walker, and has clothes dry cleaned  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches you smoking weed Sends you to psychiatrist and Mental Hospital

Catches you smoking weed Sends you to psychiatrist and Mental Hospital  Sheltering Suburban Mom

WHITE PEOPLE CAN COME SUCK MY BIG BLACK DICK

WHITE PEOPLE CAN COME SUCK MY BIG BLACK DICK  Sheltering Suburban Mom

There's needless suffering and violence in the world? Satan just puts people into bad positions. It's not god's fault

There's needless suffering and violence in the world? Satan just puts people into bad positions. It's not god's fault  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't waste your money on stupid things like video games. Buys $1000 Louis Vuitton pocketbook

Don't waste your money on stupid things like video games. Buys $1000 Louis Vuitton pocketbook  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Catches you masturbating Makes you shit with the bathroom door open

Catches you masturbating Makes you shit with the bathroom door open  Sheltering Suburban Mom

"Clean your room, we're gonna have company" No one goes anywhere near it

Can't accept her 'left at home coupon' It's okay, it's all gods money anyway

Can't accept her 'left at home coupon' It's okay, it's all gods money anyway  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Don't you dare smoke pot! Oh, me? Dear, the 60s were a much different time

Don't you dare smoke pot! Oh, me? Dear, the 60s were a much different time  Sheltering Suburban Mom
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