Sheltering Suburban Mom

Knows you don't care if people make fun of your hair Makes you cut it because she cares if people make fun of your hair

Knows you don't care if people make fun of your hair Makes you cut it because she cares if people make fun of your hair  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Doesn't want evolution taught to her kids Doesn't know what evolution is

Doesn't want evolution taught to her kids Doesn't know what evolution is  Sheltering Suburban Mom

Says Family Guy is a tasteless show that shouldn't be on tv Watches Dance Moms and Toddlers in Tiaras regularly

Says Family Guy is a tasteless show that shouldn't be on tv Watches Dance Moms and Toddlers in Tiaras regularly  Sheltering Suburban Mom

just because it's a fact doesn't mean God has approved it

just because it's a fact  doesn't mean God has approved it  Sheltering Suburban Mom

son admits to trying pot a few years ago intervention

son admits to trying pot a few years ago intervention  Sheltering Suburban Mom

So you got the new TestAmenT I was afraid we had lost you to the New Order

So you got the new TestAmenT I was afraid we had lost you to the New Order  Sheltering Suburban Mom

They caught one of the Boston Bombers. Had his roots in a little cult. They call it Islam

They caught one of the Boston Bombers.
Had his roots in a little cult. They call it Islam   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Thinks China has too many people believes contraception is a sin and has 12 kids.

Thinks China has too many people believes contraception is a sin and has 12 kids.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

I love you no matter what son. You're an atheist? Disowned.

I love you no matter what son.     You're an atheist? Disowned.   Sheltering Suburban Mom

Has "hang up and drive" bumper sticker Runs red light while texting

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