Sheltered Suburban Kid

chugs one beer pukes on your unfinished hardwood floors

chugs one beer pukes on your unfinished hardwood floors  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"Oh, you dropped a tab?" "Do you want help finding it?"

takes a sip of wine says shes super drunk

takes a sip of wine says shes super drunk  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I grew up in such a diverse neighborhood There were Irish, Italians, AND Germans

I grew up in such a diverse neighborhood There were Irish, Italians, AND Germans  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I Finally got a job! Quits after 2 days

I Finally got a job! Quits after 2 days  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Sees random Mexican guy in market Do you work here? Can you tell me where Teen Cosmo is?

Sees random Mexican guy in market Do you work here? Can you tell me where Teen Cosmo is?  Sheltered Suburban Kid

taken three piano lessons, knows c major I'm totally musical

taken three piano lessons, knows c major I'm totally musical  Sheltered Suburban Kid

SAW MY FIRST BLACK GUY GUYS I ALMOST GOT SHOT

SAW MY FIRST BLACK GUY GUYS I ALMOST GOT SHOT  Sheltered Suburban Kid

goes to church camp Comes back pregnant

 goes to church camp Comes back pregnant  Sheltered Suburban Kid

weed? no, we have a really great gardener, his name is miguel or maybe it's pablo, or hay-soose, or something.

weed? no, we have a really great gardener, his name is miguel or maybe it's pablo, or hay-soose, or something.  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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