Sheltered Suburban Kid

See's one black guy. omg, we're in the ghetto..

See's one black guy. omg, we're in the ghetto..  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Has only ears pierced bitches about self expression

Has only ears pierced bitches about self expression  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Went to Italy for spring break sophomore year Traveled the world

Went to Italy for spring break sophomore year Traveled the world  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Drinks apple juice acts drunk

Drinks apple juice acts drunk   Sheltered Suburban Kid

Roller derby is the new fad! I'm going to join! gets destroyed in the rink by all the girls who take it seriously.

Roller derby is the new fad!   I'm going to join! gets destroyed in the rink by all the girls who take it seriously.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

restaurant doesn't have tableclothes 'ew, i might as well be at mcdonalds.'

restaurant doesn't have tableclothes  'ew, i might as well be at mcdonalds.'  Sheltered Suburban Kid

I'm not going to ask for a car on my sweet 16... I'll just ask for a trip to Europe instead! Omg, I'm so selfless.

I'm not going to ask for a car on my sweet 16... I'll just ask for a trip to Europe instead! Omg, I'm so selfless.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

you church has a chicken food chain? my church only has a starbucks attached to it

you church has a chicken food chain? my church only has a starbucks attached to it  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Parents pay 60k a year for college Undecided with 2.3 GPA

Parents pay 60k a year for college  Undecided with 2.3 GPA  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Rebecca Black Is my hero. Caption 3 goes here

Rebecca Black Is my hero. Caption 3 goes here  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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