Sheltered Suburban Kid

Heard rap song at Jewish frat party "OMG, I went this gangsta party!"

Heard rap song at Jewish frat party

Complains of pelvic pain and vaginal bleed LMP 28 days ago

Complains of pelvic pain and vaginal bleed LMP 28 days ago  Sheltered Suburban Kid

'I'm not a slut!' Goes out in crop top and hot pants.

'I'm not a slut!' Goes out in crop top and hot pants.  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Name is Kegan "OMG, learn how to spell my name"

Name is Kegan

Has driven vehicles that require double clutching Does not have a cdl

Has driven vehicles that require double clutching Does not have a cdl  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Rides on metro for first time makes fun of other passengers for not having their own cars

Rides on metro for first time makes fun of other passengers for not having their own cars  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"I'm from new york!" long island

goes to epcot has a burger and fries for lunch

goes to epcot has a burger and fries for lunch  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Buys a new Mac Pro 12 core uses it to surf Facebook and play Candy Crush

Buys a new Mac Pro 12 core uses it to surf Facebook and play Candy Crush  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Sees Bus "Is that the Metrolink?"

Sees Bus
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