Sheltered Suburban Kid

school trip to dc only vivid memory: first handjobs

school trip to dc only vivid memory: first handjobs  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"I'm a country girl" lives 2 miles from the suburbs of the state capital

Walks into Carle Hall permanent emotional damage

Walks into Carle Hall permanent emotional damage  Sheltered Suburban Kid

Sneaks one beer omg i'm so wasted

Sneaks one beer omg i'm so wasted  Sheltered Suburban Kid

right now im homeless omg you can help me!

right now im homeless omg you can help me!  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"You spent 50 dollars on a bong? You should really spend your money more wisely. Pays 500 dollars for One Direction ticket

Marijuana Kills I take adderall

Marijuana Kills I take adderall  Sheltered Suburban Kid

"Im such a city girl" Lives in Westchester, goes shopping in manhattan on weekends

Emily is a cunt

Emily is a cunt  Sheltered Suburban Kid

begs mom to go to lil wayne concert in the hood

begs mom to go to lil wayne concert in the hood  Sheltered Suburban Kid
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